Doe's Secret Code of Honor

My does are on day 146 (Ginny) & 147 (Cindy) of their pregnancies.  My records from last year indicate that Cindy Lou kidded on day 146 and Ginny kidded on day 148. As of today Ginny's ligs are still tight and no signs indicate she will have kids today.  Cindy's ligs are softening but still present.  Yesterday she spent the entire day blubbering and acting like a buck towards one of the Jr. does who apparently was in heat.  My kidding stalls are cleaned and everything is ready to go.  I have no errands to run and no place that I have to be for the next three days so come on girls, please don't adhere to the "Doe Code." 

Doe’s Secret Code of Honor

During this time of year when we start to think about the pitter patter of little hooves running around the house and the does soon to kid. I know some of us are already in kidding season and for the rest it is fast approaching. I am also reminded to take out my copy of the Does Secret Code. To those of you that have never herd the legend of the code. It is said to be older that domestic goats, written back when man first realized that goats could be tamed and tasted the sweet taste of fresh goats milk. It was then that the code was written. It has been passed from doe to doeling, hidden first under stones and in hollow trees. Then later as people begin to house goats in barns and stables it was hidden in the cracks in the walls and hollows under the mangers and hay racks. Even though no one truly knows who discovered “The Code” (I think they were scared to admit finding it for fear their does would revolt) It is rumored that it was first found on a small farm in the mountains of Switzerland early in the 19th century. That copy was carbon dated and it was found to be written in ancient goat language dating 437 B.C. It took scholars years to translate it, late in the 20th century around 1963 the translation finally completed it began to be passed from goat keeper to goat keeper. I was given a copy a couple of years ago by an old goat keeper who took me under his wings and here it is for those of you who are new to goats and haven’t seen it.

The doe’s secret code of honor is as old as goats themselves and is ultimately the species best kept secret. No doe shall ever kid before it’s time. (It’s time being determined by the following factors):

1- No kid shall be born until total chaos has been reached by all involved. Your owner’s house must be a wreck, their family hungry and desperate for clean clothes, and their social life nonexistent.

2- “Midwives” must reach the babbling fool status before you kid out. Bloodshot eyes, tangled hair and the inability to form a sentence mean the time is getting close.

3- For every bell, beeper, camera or whistle they attach to you, kidding must be delayed by at least one day for each item. If they use an audio monitor, one good yell per hour will keep things interesting.

4- If you hear the words, “She’s nowhere near ready. She’ll be fine while we’re away for the weekend,” Wait until they load the car, then begin pushing!

5- Owner stress must be at an all time high! If you are in the care of someone else, ten to fifteen phone calls a day is a sign you’re getting close.

6- When you hear the words “I can’t take it anymore!” wait at least three more days.

7 -You must keep this waiting game interesting. False alarms are mandatory! Little teasers such as looking at your stomach, pushing your food around in the bucket and then walking away from it, and nesting, are always good for a rise. Be creative and find new things to do to keep the adrenaline pumping in those who wait.

8- The honor of all goats is now in your hands. Use this time to avenge all of your barn mates. Think about your friend who had to wear that silly costume in front of those people. Hang onto that baby for another day. OH, they made him do tricks too! Three more days seems fair. Late feedings, the dreaded diet, bad haircuts, those awful wormings can also be avenged at this time.

9- If you have fulfilled all of the above and are still not sure when to have the kids, listen to the weather forecast on the radio that has been so generously provided by those who wait. Severe storm warning is what you’re waiting for. In the heart of the storm jump into action! The power could go out and you could have the last laugh. You have a good chance of those who wait missing the whole thing while searching for a flashlight that works!

10- Make the most of your interrupted nights. Beg for food each time someone comes into the barn to check you. Your barn mates will love you as the extra goodies fall their way too.

Remember, this code of honor was designed to remind man of how truly special goats are. Do your best to reward those who wait with a beautiful doeling to carry on the Doe Code of Honor for the next generation of those who wait!

From Tom Kuettner

Well, for now I am left to wait & watch the barn cam or "Goat TV" as my 2 legged kids & I refer to it. Sometime soon, my does WILL have kids :-)